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I'm a pretty chill guy, and I've been called "retro," which seems to fit nicely. So, yeah, I'm up for anything. I love to game, listen to music, n stuff like it.

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Posted by Kingzant - January 8th, 2009


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Alright, I saw ths on NG and thought, "of course its on Youtube by now..." And I found it. All I wanted to do is post it here to show how funny it is. :D
The best part is when Toad gets blasted ino the wall. What was your favorite part?

Of course, I didnt make this. Um, and I didnt steal it. :o

Sooo... Heppeh Noo Yer!!
Oh, I saw this, so I copy + pasted it here. Wow...
Enjoy...**Number One Idiot of 2008 *I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at thepoison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because shecaught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that theants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter intothe hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happenedtomention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to killthe ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergencyroom right away.Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with
pride.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~ *Number Two Idiot of 2008* Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal alife raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out ofthe plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned outthatthe chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon that activatedwhen the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~ *Number Three Idiot of 2008*A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branchandwrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line,waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone hadseen him write the note
and might call the police before he reached theteller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street tothe Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed hisnote to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from hisspellingerrors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that shecould not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank ofAmerica deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a WellsFargodeposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He wasarrested afew minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read itanyway.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~N*umber Four Idiot of 2008*A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all ofthe
cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,therobber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on theshelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashierrefused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' Therobbersaid he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because shedidn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's licenseoutof his wallet and gave it to the clerk.The clerk looked it over and agreedthat the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. Therobber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly calledthe police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off thelicense. They arrested the robber two hours later.This guy definitely needs a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Idiot Number Five of 2008*A pair of
Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously wavingrevolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, thestartledfirst bandit shot him.This guy doesn't even deserve a sign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Idiot Number Six of 2008*Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided thathe'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab somebooze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquorstore window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught onvideotape.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Idiot Number Seven of 2008*I live in a semi-rural area ( Weyauwega , Wisconsin ). We recently had anew neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
theremoval of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don'tthink this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'


Posted by Kingzant - December 27th, 2008


I invented a new holiday, Lolmas! It is about spreading laughter, joy, and lols!

I found this, and thought it would be perfect for Lolmas!

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Merry Lolmas!!!

Merry Lolmas!!


Posted by Kingzant - December 24th, 2008


Its Christmas, so people are happy... and stuff. Anyway, I am going to have a good Christmas (hopefully), and I hope you do too.

I hope I get everything I wanted. (kinda)

I went to my grandparents place for the weekend, and had my 1st Christmas there. Then on Christmas Eve, I will have my "official" Christmas at home(:P), because my mother is having to work on Christmas day. }:(

Marrie Kristmis!!! :3

Oh, and Happy Kwanzaa, or Hannukkah, or whatever the heck it is.

Oh, and look at this! Funny stuff, man...

Hey!


Posted by Kingzant - December 17th, 2008


Im taking my mid-term exams, and I think the ones Ive taken so far were pretty easy.

Aanyway, I wish you a Merry Christmas. You should enjoy it wile you can. Your home will be nuked.

Happy holidays.

(like the tree?)

In the real world...


Posted by Kingzant - December 10th, 2008


Im am bored. Really bored. Really, really uuber bored.


Posted by Kingzant - November 27th, 2008


Hello...? Does anybody visit my page anymore? T-T


Posted by Kingzant - November 25th, 2008


Heres another!

:DDD

Alriiight!


Posted by Kingzant - November 24th, 2008


Im a bit late with this one!

(Rember, dont forget to ask if something is too small. Ill either show a larger page, or just tell you what it says.)

Sorry!


Posted by Kingzant - November 22nd, 2008


Hey! Todays my birthday!!! Happy birthday, me!!!

Anyway, heres another LoZ manga strip.

Oh, and if you havnt read my story yet, or just want to read it again, go back one post.

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Links Logbook ch.1 page 2

See ya laters! Expect the next tomarrow!!!

Alright!


Posted by Kingzant - November 18th, 2008


MAH STORY!!!
Yep! Its here! This starts off at the plateu near the (made up) Village Hidden in the Ash. Well, I hope it satisfies you, for now!!!

. "Hey! Kakuzu here! Just with my friends, totally about to destroy a village. I think it is the Village Hidden in the Ash. Aaanyway, Tobi, Hidan, Deidara, and I have been planning to use the nearby volcano to our advantage! Im talking about dumping 100 million tons of friggin LAVA on this place! Well, I-"
. SMACK! Tobi all of a sudden comes out of nowhere, and slaps me. "Duuuuude! Quit talking to yourself! Its weird!"
. "DUDE! WTF?! >:( Whyd you slap me?"
. "I didnt slap you!" Tobi laughed," I high-fived your FACE!"
. Hidan comes to see whats going on. "Guys! Quit messing around! This is important! We cant get the bombs into place with you fighting!"
. *Apparently somebody didn't have his morning coffee... * I thought to myself, then chuckled.
. "What?" Hidan snapped.
. "Oh, nothing," I chuckled again.
. Tobis thought: *I wonder what will happen once we set off the- OMG is that grass- wait, why are we here again?*
. All three of them walk to the rim of the volcano, where they notice Deidara crouched over, doing something with his hands. "AH!" he shouted as he noticed them. "Why are you stalking me?"
. Tobi said proudly," We weren't stalking you, we were just sneaking around, following you and watching your every move! Or, at least I did."
. "Err... Hidan, did you get that?" I asked.
. "Nope..." Hidan said, sounding confused, almost as confused as I was. "Well... we ought to get these bombs into place... right?"
. "Yea... hey, wheres Tobi?" Deidara asked impatiently.
. All of a sudden we heard a loud shout, sounding something like, "TOBI CAN FLY!!!" At that moment, Tobi came crashing down out of friggin nowhere like a large, retarded rock. "Wewt!" Tobi shouted as he fell into the volcano.
. "TOBI!!" We all shouted in unison.
. "What?" We jumped and looked behind us. Tobi was standing there, with a small flame on his head.
. "T-Tobi! W-We saw you fall into the volcano!" Hidan stuttered, amazed and confused.
. "Yea! Dude, how the HECK did you not, like, DIE?!" I shouted.
. He pinched out the small flame and chuckled, "Oh, that? I fell in, then I had to fight the large, ferocious Thingamajigger, to save the kingdom of Upurs. It was an epic fight, I had to-" I cut him off.
. "Dude!!! You did all of that, in those short four seconds you were in there?? Impossible!!!... Wait. Considering it was you, I guess it doesn't really matter." I got bored and started placing more bombs.
. "Yea... Ill be with Kakuzu..." Hidan said, scratching his head.
. Tobi said loudly, "Well, you want to hear my epic story?"
. "NO." Hidan, Deidara and I said together.