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Kingzant
I'm a pretty chill guy, and I've been called "retro," which seems to fit nicely. So, yeah, I'm up for anything. I love to game, listen to music, n stuff like it.

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Heres a lil something to kick off the New Year!

Posted by Kingzant - January 8th, 2009


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Alright, I saw ths on NG and thought, "of course its on Youtube by now..." And I found it. All I wanted to do is post it here to show how funny it is. :D
The best part is when Toad gets blasted ino the wall. What was your favorite part?

Of course, I didnt make this. Um, and I didnt steal it. :o

Sooo... Heppeh Noo Yer!!
Oh, I saw this, so I copy + pasted it here. Wow...
Enjoy...**Number One Idiot of 2008 *I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at thepoison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because shecaught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that theants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter intothe hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happenedtomention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to killthe ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergencyroom right away.Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with
pride.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~ *Number Two Idiot of 2008* Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal alife raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out ofthe plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned outthatthe chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon that activatedwhen the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~ *Number Three Idiot of 2008*A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branchandwrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line,waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone hadseen him write the note
and might call the police before he reached theteller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street tothe Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed hisnote to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from hisspellingerrors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that shecould not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank ofAmerica deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a WellsFargodeposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He wasarrested afew minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read itanyway.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~N*umber Four Idiot of 2008*A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all ofthe
cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,therobber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on theshelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashierrefused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' Therobbersaid he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because shedidn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's licenseoutof his wallet and gave it to the clerk.The clerk looked it over and agreedthat the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. Therobber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly calledthe police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off thelicense. They arrested the robber two hours later.This guy definitely needs a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Idiot Number Five of 2008*A pair of
Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously wavingrevolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, thestartledfirst bandit shot him.This guy doesn't even deserve a sign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Idiot Number Six of 2008*Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided thathe'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab somebooze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquorstore window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught onvideotape.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Idiot Number Seven of 2008*I live in a semi-rural area ( Weyauwega , Wisconsin ). We recently had anew neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
theremoval of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don'tthink this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'


Comments

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PM this guy and say this:

"Wartooth118 says Thank You for feeding the troll"

Why theres SOOOOO much flashes on YouTube? I hate stolers...Some even have The Real Legend Of Zelda split into parts and bad sound... i freaking hate them, and they even donĀ“t credit the Author!

I know! They always make the flashes seem worse, because they screw up the sound quality and animation! }:( Well, even the flashes that are split into parts suck, but I guess it wont stop soon, ya know?

i see you on reviewing on alot of evil dog songs

well just the popular ones of the year

Ive been voting on and downloading Evil-Dogs songs, and yes, just the ones with the highest ratings. I really say that he is the best audio artist Ive heard in a long time. :)