MAH STORY!!!
Yep! Its here! This starts off at the plateu near the (made up) Village Hidden in the Ash. Well, I hope it satisfies you, for now!!!

. "Hey! Kakuzu here! Just with my friends, totally about to destroy a village. I think it is the Village Hidden in the Ash. Aaanyway, Tobi, Hidan, Deidara, and I have been planning to use the nearby volcano to our advantage! Im talking about dumping 100 million tons of friggin LAVA on this place! Well, I-"
. SMACK! Tobi all of a sudden comes out of nowhere, and slaps me. "Duuuuude! Quit talking to yourself! Its weird!"
. "DUDE! WTF?! >:( Whyd you slap me?"
. "I didnt slap you!" Tobi laughed," I high-fived your FACE!"
. Hidan comes to see whats going on. "Guys! Quit messing around! This is important! We cant get the bombs into place with you fighting!"
. *Apparently somebody didn't have his morning coffee... * I thought to myself, then chuckled.
. "What?" Hidan snapped.
. "Oh, nothing," I chuckled again.
. Tobis thought: *I wonder what will happen once we set off the- OMG is that grass- wait, why are we here again?*
. All three of them walk to the rim of the volcano, where they notice Deidara crouched over, doing something with his hands. "AH!" he shouted as he noticed them. "Why are you stalking me?"
. Tobi said proudly," We weren't stalking you, we were just sneaking around, following you and watching your every move! Or, at least I did."
. "Err... Hidan, did you get that?" I asked.
. "Nope..." Hidan said, sounding confused, almost as confused as I was. "Well... we ought to get these bombs into place... right?"
. "Yea... hey, wheres Tobi?" Deidara asked impatiently.
. All of a sudden we heard a loud shout, sounding something like, "TOBI CAN FLY!!!" At that moment, Tobi came crashing down out of friggin nowhere like a large, retarded rock. "Wewt!" Tobi shouted as he fell into the volcano.
. "TOBI!!" We all shouted in unison.
. "What?" We jumped and looked behind us. Tobi was standing there, with a small flame on his head.
. "T-Tobi! W-We saw you fall into the volcano!" Hidan stuttered, amazed and confused.
. "Yea! Dude, how the HECK did you not, like, DIE?!" I shouted.
. He pinched out the small flame and chuckled, "Oh, that? I fell in, then I had to fight the large, ferocious Thingamajigger, to save the kingdom of Upurs. It was an epic fight, I had to-" I cut him off.
. "Dude!!! You did all of that, in those short four seconds you were in there?? Impossible!!!... Wait. Considering it was you, I guess it doesn't really matter." I got bored and started placing more bombs.
. "Yea... Ill be with Kakuzu..." Hidan said, scratching his head.
. Tobi said loudly, "Well, you want to hear my epic story?"
. "NO." Hidan, Deidara and I said together.