Hey guys! Heres the second story! Enjoy! Well, I might have to split this into two parts. Anyway, enjoy!
Akatsuki Story 2-part 1
-Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, and Leedove are still in marketplace-
Hidan: This is your friend, right? Cool.
Leedove: I know I am! :3
Deidara: Im Deidara.
Hidan: Hidan here.
Leedove: Nice to meet you guys!
Zetzu:-returning from market- Hey guys! I got every- who's that?
Kakuzu: It's my friend, Leedove.
Zetzu: Oh. Well, hi.
Hidan: -examining bag- Hey, Zetzu, you said you got everything...right?
Zetzu: Yea, I did get everything!
Deidara: Then why is the bag only half full...?
Zetzu: Um... I... had lunch...
Kakuzu: What?? You idiot! -kicks his shin-
Zetzu: Ow! Dude! What was that for?!?
Leedove: Did you forget already?
Zetzu: Oh... yea...
Kakuzu: Stupid retard.
Zetzu: Okay, okay! I get it! Gawd! }:(
Kakuzu: Holy crap... That better not be who I think it is!!!
Hidan: Oh no...
Deidara: Holy crap! Its-
Kakuzu: Dont shout!
Leedove: Who is it?
Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, and Zetzu: It's Tobi...!
Tobi: -Being dragged off by guards- Aw...cmon! I just wanted to ride the animals!
Woman: THIS IS A PETTING ZOO! NOT A RODEO!
Young boy: -crying- Waah! He pushed my lolly out of my hand!
Woman: Alright, calm down. Ill get you another.
Tobi: HOLY CRUD!! IS THAT A BAKERY?!?
Leedove: -whispers to me- Is he crazy...?
Kakuzu: Oh, you have no idea...
Tobi: -tears away from guards, and charges into bakery- Whoo!!!
Guards: Get him!!
Hidan, Zetzu, and Deidara: Hahaha!!
Tobi: -charging out of bakery holding a bag of cookies- You will never get me!!! :D -jumps into trees-
Leedove: He IS crazy.
???: -comes up from behind us- Whos crazy?
Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Zetzu, and Leedove: -jumps up in surprise, and turns-
Kakuzu and Zetzu: Oh...no.
Tobi: -eating a cookie- Whos crazy?
Hidan: Where the HECK did you come from?
Tobi: Oh, that was the decoy Tobi!
Leedove: Im not even going to ask.
Kakuzu: Me either...
???: Believe it, believe it, believe it!!
Zetzu: Aw... another retard?!
Deidara: God, I cant stand more than one retard!
Tobi: -leans in on Deidara- You shouldnt talk about Hidan like that...
Deidara: Im ignoring that.
Tobi: You said something! -grabs another cookie-
Leedove: Hey... isnt that Naruto?
Naruto: Believe it, believe it!!!
Hidan: God! Shut UP!!
Leedove: He seems a bit... annoying...
Zetzu: Oh, come ON! You cant be serious! "Seems a bit annoying"??? This guy is uber retard!
Kakuzu: -presses fingers against temples- I have a headache...
Tobi: Want a huuug...? :D
Kakuzu: Oh god! Last time I had to go through three hours of some old dude walking all over my back!!! NO! I do NOT want a hug!!!
Hidan: Um... sounds nice.
??? and ???: Hey! Is that you Kakuzu?
Zetzu: MORE friends?
Kakuzu: Shut up... -brings back leg, as if to kick-
Zetzu: No! Please, not again!!! :( -holding shin-
Kakuzu: -sigh- Hey SuperSoni- I mean, SSD! Hey Goofyka!
SSD: Hey Kakuzu! Whats up?
Goofyka: Yea, its been a while!
Leedove: Some more friends?
Kakuzu: Yea. Oh, nothing much SSD.
-heads back to Kakuzus home-
Deidara: Man... I need to get out more.
Zetzu: What do you mean?
Hidan: It means he gets bored too much.
Deidara: What? No! I meant-
Tobi: HAI GUYS!!!
Kakuzu: God... SSD, Goofyka, please, avoid Tobi.
SSD, and Goofyka: Okay...?
Kakuzu: -makes a large dinner, and sighs- Enjoy!
Leedove: Yea, this looks good!
Kakuzu: Why are you still here???
Tobi: I dunno. :3
Kakuzu: Well, Im going to bed. Ill see yall later!
Everybody: -finishes meal- Bye!
Okay, that concludes my second story! Hope you liked it!!!
No offence to anybody! I want to tell everybody about this! Wait, that's your job!!!
Tell me, what was your favorite part?