Epic joke my friend told me.

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Epic joke my friend told me.

Posted by Kingzant - November 5th, 2010

There were three men competing for "World's Smallest" spots in the Guinness Book of World Records.
The first man said, "I have the world's smallest arm!"
The second said, "I have the world's smallest head!"
The third said, "I have the world's smallest penis!"

So, the three went to get everything measured at the Guinness HQ.

Upon leaving the building, the first man said, "Yes! I DO have the world's smallest arm!"
The second said, "Yes! I DO have the world's smallest head!"
The third walked out angrily, and shouted to the sky: "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"

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ViolentNights 2010-11-05 20:18:39

LMFAO!i've heard it b4 but its still halarious!

Kingzant 2010-11-05 20:18:39

Lol, I know its freakin hilarious, I was laughing so hard when my friend told me. XD

eDaRk 2010-11-05 21:07:30

its on the lol scale 5,7 of 8,9

Kingzant 2010-11-05 21:07:30

Lol, awesome. :P

Yamem 2010-11-05 21:54:53

LMFAO lol that made my day!

Kingzant 2010-11-05 21:54:53

Yay, it made my day knowing that I was able to make someone else happy. :D

narutosonicfan 2010-11-08 13:50:36

lol, love the jooke. Anyways, it is a shamne to see that people don't get on much anymore. I've changed alot since I started newgrounds. So I look at it as a sort of "Phase".

Kingzant 2010-11-08 13:50:36

Yeah, it is sad. Hardly anyone gets on much more nowadays... I miss all my old friends.
A "phase"... maybe.

Epic joke my friend told me.

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