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Epic joke my friend told me.

Posted by Kingzant - November 5th, 2010


There were three men competing for "World's Smallest" spots in the Guinness Book of World Records.
The first man said, "I have the world's smallest arm!"
The second said, "I have the world's smallest head!"
The third said, "I have the world's smallest penis!"

So, the three went to get everything measured at the Guinness HQ.

Upon leaving the building, the first man said, "Yes! I DO have the world's smallest arm!"
The second said, "Yes! I DO have the world's smallest head!"
The third walked out angrily, and shouted to the sky: "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"


Comments (4)

LMFAO!i've heard it b4 but its still halarious!

Lol, I know its freakin hilarious, I was laughing so hard when my friend told me. XD

its on the lol scale 5,7 of 8,9

Lol, awesome. :P

LMFAO lol that made my day!

Yay, it made my day knowing that I was able to make someone else happy. :D

lol, love the jooke. Anyways, it is a shamne to see that people don't get on much anymore. I've changed alot since I started newgrounds. So I look at it as a sort of "Phase".

Yeah, it is sad. Hardly anyone gets on much more nowadays... I miss all my old friends.
A "phase"... maybe.